The Painful Truth

There Are Necessary Truths

2009-05-29T07:40:00.006-04:00

Some folks just can't understand why the truth is important sometimes. Sure, there are times when a little bullshit is cool and fun, but really...on serious topics where others are deeply affected, shit needs to be called out. No need to go into details because I've made my point with one of these instances. Curse me for being brutally honest, and ask what makes it MY job to point out the flaws of others. I would hope people would tell me when I'm wrong. Problem is, I am seldom wrong. When it comes to my own short comings, nobody knows them better than me, and I try to make an effort to correct them. I don't demand those who tell me when I'm wrong to shut up and mind their own business. Silence isn't so fucking golden all the time. Polite ignorance can be harmful. I subscribe to the notion that what goes around comes around. Do unto others and shit. Karma. What ever the fuck you want to call it. If I am truly being bad by telling you you are too stupid to be doing what you are doing and I end up being just like you, I welcome the awakening so I can better myself. Sweeping it under a rug produces a fucked up society just like the one we live in today. Where childrens games have no scores and spankings are just "time outs" alone in a corner for 10 minutes. Fuck...maybe we should give North Korea a time out...That would solve the worlds problems huh?

The Cock Gobbling Fisherman

2009-05-27T22:28:00.003-04:00

Gotta love these moron twits like this guy who try to mix some twisted political message into their stupid ass fishing blog. What a dick, but alas, he's from New Jersey so what more can we expect. He claims to have issues with "negroes" yet he expresses a love for their women. I wonder if his wife is black, or just another fat couch ridden sow slamming down cookies and beer all day watching soap operas. What a pathetic loser. And such a hater. People like him give fishermen a really bad name. I hope someone gives him the business for his hateful blog. Sorry piece of shit that he is.

Losers And Their Loser Blogs

2009-05-21T14:00:00.003-04:00

I swear if I told them how great they were and how brilliant their blogs were, they'd be telling me the same. They'd be praising my blog and pandering for more idiots to click on their blogs. But tell them how it REALLY is and they go into full chimp out. My dick is tiny. They screwed my mom. I live in my mom's basement (apparently oblivious to them raping her upstairs while I busy myself trying to read their crappy blogs). I'm a redneck. I suck dick. I wouldn't say it to their face. They stole my girlfriend. Did I miss anything? None of them can even begin to defend their crap, just hurl insults and hurtful mean threats of violence at me. I'm very polite in the way I tell them they suck, but still they treat me with no respect. While I admire their perseverance in posting unreadable garbage day in and day out, they respond with "How can you reply with my dick in your mouth." Now how unbelievably brilliant is that? I don't know where they can come up with this shit! Christ, I'm surprised they're not running for political office!

I beg my hateful audience to please try to be a little more creative. Give me more ammunition. The same old shit is getting old. Call me new names or accuse me of more perverted acts. You boys are really getting tedious. It's almost not worth trolling your dumpster blogs, but I won't let it get to me. I'll still visit. Just please...call me at least ONE new name for shit sakes.

Blame Bush...doi

2009-05-20T16:21:00.003-04:00

After five months the liberal douche bags still blame Bush for everything. I challenge any of these stupid excuse makers for Obama to name ONE good thing his HOPE and CHANGE has brought to the American people. Just one. And please, not the extra $12 a week I get in my paycheck that will add up throughout the course of the year and become part of my tax bill when I file my returns next year. Something good. Not the fact that the stock market isn't falling at the same rate it was a monthe or so ago. Something GOOD. Is GM going bankrupt after a multi-billion dollar "bail-out" GOOD? Is the total destruction of the American Auto Industry GOOD to you dumb asses? Is this Multi-Trillion dollar budget that rivals anything GWB or any other president in the history of the world GOOD? Is the decimation of our future Social Security and Medicare GOOD? You idiots need to take a step back and turn off that CNN. You are being made fools of and you sing in praise of the man who is doing it to you! Good Lord man. Wake the fuck up!

Just Say I Dint Do Nuffin

2009-05-20T15:54:00.002-04:00

Hate to do this, but yet another whining black crying injustice. There is no form of evidence ever invented that will prove a black man guilty of anything in the eyes of other blacks. It's like they think whitey is only focused on putting them in jail and nothing else. Because more white criminals are too smart to be caught red handed or ten feet from a murder scsne covered in the victims blood, blacks think their stupidity is the work of the white devil. I don't get it. Do they think they are that important? Because all they can do is think in terms of skin color or more specifically, race, they think we are just as obsessed. News flash: Honest John could care less if a murderer is black white or any other race on the planet, Honest John wants him in prison. And he don't care if it's the right one or one of his homies, because without fail, they cheer each other on and then turn on one another when the cops roll in. And even if the whole thing is captured on video, the black victim criminals will always find a white lawyer who will convince them the videos were altered and plead innocent. Perhaps if the usual black enablers were to just once be as honest as Honest John and convict these criminals on the truth rather than some mythical black fantasy of oppression and obsession, the world would be a little brighter and less dangerous to those of us who just want a decent crime free life.

Typical African American Response

2009-05-20T11:19:00.006-04:00

As is typical for liberals and blacks, when you hit them with some basic indisputable facts, they only want to censor you. They figure shutting you up or simply blocking your voice makes them right. Witness this uppity colored fellow who likes to call himself a Field Negro (A reference to antique farm equipment perhaps?) but would likely shank you if you did. He banters a couple times with me on his blog, then decides I am too well versed in the African American myth to be able to keep up with me. He has nothing to offer and likely will use the excuse that it is beneath him to entertain the likes of a racist like me. But who is the racist when one uses their ability to oppress another to block ones ability to present a valid case?
A "racist" is someone who either disables or enables someone due to their race. I have done neither. Fair government is race blind and all men must be treated equally without regard to race. If you support enabling a black person because they are black....YOU are the "racist". If you support hirinig practices based on race...YOU are a "racist". If you support job promotions based on race...YOU are a"racist"." And if you block opinions from white people that do not fit your standards of deceit and misrepresentation of fact, then you my Negro friend are the racist. So before you try to silence me with the only argument your people can muster, be certain who the real racist is. Obviously I have touched a nerve and won this argument early on. The Negro has blocked any further comment from me. He will try to use his arrogant condescending methods to try to present himself as some sort of "Magic Negro", but only his contemporaries will fall for that. They suffer from the same mental disorder that makes them think they are a significant member of modern society. They are not and have never been. We never freed the slaves. We fired them. At the time, Affirmative Action, Unions, and the ACLU were not here to mislead them into thinking they were treated unfairly. They were just as inept then as they are now, only now they have YT here to lead them up each step.

I really didn't want this to turn into a rant against African Americans. I acknowledge there are some who have been injected with a sufficient amount of DNA to aid in their progression to a higher status. I have a few black coworkers who can function normally. My personal views are irrelevant anyway. This is about Blacks trying to argue by use of stereotypical barbs and threats and then the ultimate silencing of dissenting opinions. Sure it's Negro's blog and he can do what he sees fit. Freedom of speech does not always apply if we are talking about someones personal space and their choice to limit who can and can't speak there. But courage and confidence should be a part of a truly valid argument and allowing others to speak point by point makes for more interesting reading. Typically where liberals and blacks are concerned however, that is not the case and you had better not try to push it any further. Having sex with your mother or criticism of the size or functionality of your genitals will undoubtedly be next.

Black Folks

2009-05-19T20:07:00.002-04:00

Let me begin by saying, I really like me some black folks. I even have a few friends who be black. But I digress, this post will be about how they like to only write about racial issues and how the white race has seen fit to make their lives harder to navigate. I really do make an effort to treat them like other regular people and not focus on their race, but I sense they only view me as a racist and a white person first. For instance, if I have to work beside a black person, I behave and judge them by their behavior and the way they treat me. I totally disregard the fact they are black until they make it an issue; and they always do, without fail. Always a comment about my "white ass" or their "black ass". Never do they just consider us all people, always gotta be they be white and I be black. I'm all for equality and shit, but come on boy...cut me some slack, noam sayne?

All I want is a world of people, who can work together and be productive as one. Seems all black folks want is more black folks. Maybe that's why the prisons are so full of them. It's the one place they know they can find a brutha. God I hope the white man doesn't railroad my white ass into jail...They probably toss my salad and leave me out to dry!

Refocus

2009-05-19T09:00:00.005-04:00

As I have perused the LBB blog I find it to be less and less insulting and offensive than it once was to me. Either he is becoming a more responsible writer or I have become more tolerant of others since my entire world was rocked by the events of November 2008. I tried to make nice with him but again, his obvious obsession with himself makes it impossible to respond. So the battle will continue. I will be reading blogs and finding more to enrage me, but he will forever be the king of douche bags. I guess I will never be able to like him.

Moderated comments by pussies afraid of the truth.

2009-05-17T12:05:00.007-04:00

Some people just can't take constructive criticism. Take the faggot name removed as a courtesy asswipe. He is scared to death of any criticism because his inflated ego is too fragile. I dare the pussy to post my comments. Hell, he fancies himself a writer, surely he can take down the likes of little old me and my foul mouth and hostile nature! Come on bug...show some testicles. Post my comment and try to respond! I double dog dare you, faggot!

The Heart Of My Bitterness

2008-01-29T09:01:00.002-05:00

Once again, the proportions of my penis seem to be causing me to spew opposing opinions of blogger self images. What seems funny to me is the apparent human nature to associate penis size with less than favorable positions on just about any subject. When women attack, what is the common return fire I wonder? A loose pussy? Pancake tits? I hope my penis never finds out all these bloggers have attacked his size. He'd be pissed.

Shit Sizzles On Over At The Bug's Diaper Blog

2008-01-23T12:55:00.001-05:00

It's incredible. The idiot continues to produce some of the most unreadable, unfunny garbage and still people can't tell him enough how great he is! I must be some fucking stick in the mud, or at least have the tiniest penis on earth. I not only find him not funny, I get angry reading his crap! It begs the question...why? Why did he think it was good enough to even write down? Because it just doesn't fucking matter to the idiots who read it and comment on it like it's literary genius! He could put random words together that make no sense and his moron fan readers would tell him they pissed their pants laughing choked on their coffee spit soda all over their monitors! It's insane.

I swear, if anyone visiting here thinks he is the least bit funny, please...don't come back. You won't find anything I say of any value. I'm way too smart for you to follow. If you do get a chuckle here, you must have misinterpreted what I said.

So that's it. I didn't figure I'd have anything else to say but the stupidity confounds me. What the fuck is so damn funny about that homosexual bug?

...finally

2008-01-10T15:23:00.000-05:00

The poor defeated bug, with his whimsical new alter ego has finally given in and surrendered to yours truly. It was an embarrassing exchange for him I could see, and it was time for me to spell out the solution so even he could understand. He's taken my advice and basically admitted defeat, instituting comment moderation and deleting anything further I might have to say. It's really for the best. He just couldn't compete with my clear and persistent exposures of his mental deficiencies.

The new heckler he invented in my likeness but with his mental disorders continues to gain access to his moderated comments. I guess he thinks his readers are just that stupid not to realize it is him but being the true dedicated sheep that they are, they allow him this illusion. Like letting little Richie believe in his imaginary friend. It's ok. Perhaps as he ages to become the despised elderly old idiot he makes fun of now, he will realize maybe some of those harsh criticisms he had back when he had real hips might not have been so damn funny after all. But that would require self humility. And we all should know, the hard core psychopath would never admit a shortcoming. The bugger's entire life will always be the center of the universe. Unfortunately, he will be the only one still living in that imaginary little snow globe. Everyone he had encountered in his life will have figured him out and left him by himself. In the end he will be tossed in the dirt, forsaken by his adult children for his selfishness, milked dry by an equally self centered wife and left to rot with the worms with no fanfare. A life of agony predicted years before by a lone blogger who could read into his hilarious lines of discontent. An unchangeable path with a dire ending. But alas...he is rid of me. And that's all that matters to him now. I win. The End.

He resorts to baiting me for fodder

2008-01-09T16:26:00.000-05:00

I can only hope for the sake of his own Karma the bug's latest post is designed purely to bait me into a rash of scathing comments. If not, then I certainly hope his future is filled with agonizing rapid aging, aching pain, debilitating health, crippling arthritis, memory loss, meager fixed income, and everything else associated with the unfortunate future we all face. Old age. If there was ever a doubt before today of what an asshole this guy is, a quick read of his blog nails it. He hates old people.

How very chic of him. He's cool, his fans will say, "I hate them too. And how about that left blinker that's been on since 1962?" "Brilliant post! Old people suck." Is that what he is hoping for? Does he really think he will get such a reception for such a horrible statement? Of course he will...he's "America's Favorite Asshole!"

He wins. I want nothing to do with such a piece of shit even to tell him he's a piece of shit. Good lord, help anyone who finds an ounce of humor in that post before they secure their place in hell with the fucking idiot. And shame on anyone who lets him get away with it. To his adoring fans...run from him before the lightning strikes. It will be more than his ass that burns in hell.

I Guess They Told Me

2008-01-09T06:45:00.001-05:00

The cool aid drinking poet from the bug's cult of talentless disciples has taken the next step for her master's approval. She has dutifully turned my hate filled bullying ass in to Blogger so that I might not bother her ever again. WAH. The zombie keeps her comment moderation force field firmly in place and nobody but her can see my indifference to her trash ~sniffle sniffle~yet she seeks to have me censored. Is this not typical of an inferior group of people to seek removal rather than stand and fight for what is right? Of course, tattling is the last resort of a loser who has no argument. Claims of hatred and bullying gloss over the fact she has nothing to argue with. "Please...make him stop bombarding me with the truth!" Ever heard of delete and ignore?

Here is a fact regarding Little Wing. I never said a thing to her until she decided to open herself up by making comments about ME. Her unprovoked attacks of me in defense of her beloved bug brought me to her cesspool blog. But I digress. If Blogger wants to take one silly little complaint and turn it into an all out ban of my ability to smell festering boiling shit, so be it.

What is most disturbing about this circle of imbeciles is they just don't know how to get rid of me short of this gutless tactic of "reporting me to the boss". Regretfully, I thought LW had indeed figured it out, but unfortunately, she continued to beg for my return. She kept spewing defense for her love. Had she simply ignored me and allowed the all knowing super intelligent and infinitely talented bug fight his own battle, she would have been spared. Perhaps she doesn't think he is so capable after all? He is but a helpless child in need of a Little Wing to defend his honor.

Now isn't this all just about as boring and useless as the blog I have devoted my disgust to? Shouldn't I have been simply wiped out ages ago after my first negative comment on the bugger's sloppy mess of a blog? Of course. People get negative feedback all the time. They either take it as constructive criticism and if it has merit, adjust things a little bit. If it is hostile or mean (like mine) and the blogger and his fans don't agree, wouldn't it just make sense to delete it and pretend it never happened? 9 times out of 10, the author (me) will never return once it is realized his comments will be unceremoniously removed and ignored. But see, this guy is way too full of himself. He can't fathom ANYONE not finding his blog as entertaining as his rabid fans. He has spent the last couple of months trying to convince ME he doesn't suck. Anyone who truly follows his posts HAS to see the decline of quality. From garbage to raw sewage I mean. It never had an ounce of quality to begin with.

But again...I ramble on for no good reason. His ego will not permit him to just let it go. Ignoring me to him is an admission of defeat. Only to me, not his fans. But even that is too much for him to take. He HAS to be the BEST to EVERYONE including me before he can regroup and get on with his blog. And it will never happen. I can't stand him. I know if I knew him in real life I couldn't stand him. My war of words wouldn't even begin to compare with what I would do to his precious ego if I knew him personally. If this blog and my Blogger privileges are revoked because of a complaint stemming from my negative comments, everyone should stop and worry about their opinions. Will it be acceptable if your negative opinions are simply censored? If offending one group lands YOU in trouble with administration?

But the bug's brigade wants it that way. The cult of blithering idiots thinks censorship is OK. All I can do is shake my head in disgust. What a bunch of pussies.

A Scumbag Competition

2008-01-06T19:10:00.001-05:00

Click the asshole link on the right and go watch a few of the bug's mentally challenged worshipers admit to being the scum of the earth. He first explains what a loser lazy leech he is and the usual suspects all chime in on how much they agree and how it is OK to be a loser lazy leech because heck...most of them are too so it must be OK. The best one and the one I would vote the winner of this competition proudly proclaims if she can't steal from her employer, she'd rather not work there. Guess what scum bag...nobody wants you working for them. I swear, the bug and his cult of morons keeps getting lower and lower with every post and every comment. Is he really so proud of himself? Can he be that morally deficient? Can there be so many who consider it OK? When I wonder what is going wrong in America, I now have a reference online. Click the "asshole" link. It's a disgrace.

The Buggy Psychopath

2007-12-30T11:51:00.000-05:00

The typical psychopath, among many other disturbed behaviors will lie to you while looking directly into your eyes. When you look back and undeniably expose his lie, he will continue with the same lie as if your calling him out never happened. Such is the case with the pathetic glowing insect ass. He has created what he believes is a clever character to heckle himself, while attempting to belittle my heckling as amateur works. His writing style is unmistakable. His insults toward me are from his own repertoire. I made it clear and explained how transparent his display was, yet he continues to post comments heckling himself, and of course...me.

If at this point he were to try and say he was just playing with me, and he deliberately made it obvious it was him all along, I would have to wonder how much more blatantly disrespectful this would be to his devoted readers. He takes the time on his own blog in his own comments to recognize me...someone who obviously thinks he SUCKS, yet he has never...ever... posted follow up comments to answer even one single question posed by a fan in all the time he has had his ridiculous piss poor excuse for a blog. If that doesn't point to his obsession with himself, I don't know what does! He could care less when everyone loves him...but say one thing critical about him or his writing and he loses his mind!

I would be willing to bet he possesses many more of the qualities of a textbook psychopath. He's jumped through all the hoops so far! And people still tell him how wonderful he is? It's no wonder Ted Bundy managed to fool so many people for so long...

2007-12-20T13:27:00.001-05:00

The bug still eats shit...

Red Handed...Busted.

2007-12-17T19:45:00.000-05:00

Bug-boys pretend nemesis Lawrence Buford Buchanan (LBB, interestingly enough) has taken to attacking me in a most bug-like fashion. I guess he really thinks he is indeed smarter than all of us, including his dumb fans who he regards as such for their blind defense of his childish actions concerning me. His goals are clear. He doesn't want to appear petty and affected by me, so he creates a new enemy and attacks himself. He's hoping I try to befriend his new pretend character so he can try to belittle me. When I applaud the new foe, he immediately goes into the predicted mode and indeed begins a tirade of insults in true bug style. I don't know about any of his fans out there, but his writing and fighting styles are unmistakable to me. He uses the same old approach of calling me gay and amateurish while singing his own praises. I mean come on people...could it be more clear? LBB is LBB. A piece of shit by any other name is still a filthy stinking piece of shit.

Lawrence Buford Buchanan

Thou shalt not covet, Honest Johnnycakes.

I read your exchange with LBBitch. It appears you came out on the ass-end of it. You've heckled him for 2 months and the aggregate isn't a fraction of what I exhibited in a single salvo. Amateur (sp.). If you're going to do something WRONG, at least do it RIGHT.

You are the Buffalo Bill to my Hannibal Lecter. Go put on your lipstick and pantyhose and tuck your sack back behind your thighs. Pet your Precious. Leave heckling to those who do it with class and style.

Regarding your comments: are you a heckler, or LBB's broken-hearted ex-girlfriend, desperately taunting with the hopes of prompting a response, a visit? Girlfriend, he's just not that into you.

Regarding your avatar: You should ask the proctologist to apply a topical anasthetic before cauterizing your hemorrhoids. Then your face won't contort like so. Avoiding anal sex altogether may reduce their frequency.

And don't think I've forgotten YOU, LBButt-Ram. You're so feeble-minded, even your heckler is a retard. But now, you have ME.

I'll be watching you, LBB.

Would the REAL LBB please stand up?

2007-12-16T03:39:00.002-05:00

If the buggers crap doesn't make you sick, perhaps this image will. Enlarge it for full vomitous effect. Apparently a new visitor to the famed beloved genius blog of the glowing roach has also left a bit of a scathing comment. I post it in case anyone might have missed it. I am almost certain it is the bug himself crying out for more sympathy from his loving readers. Since I have given him a bit of a pass, perhaps the loss of his adoring fans near violent defense of his honor leaves him sobbing for the attention. Some of his biggest reactions lately have come from posts inspired by my criticism. He might have needed to create a new nemesis himself to keep the love pouring in.

Of course, if I am wrong, I would love to invite the new bug-hater to join the festival of abuse here. His comment could not have been more accurately in tune with my theme at Painful Truth...so without further adieu, I give you the new improved LBB:

Lawrence Buford Buchanan

YOUR BLOG SUCKS. Allow me to elaborate:

Regarding this Costco post: This is supposed to be funny? I once caught a cactus in the crotch that gave me more giggles than this tedious drivel. Next time you're at Costco, buy yourself a sense of humor in aisle #3, right next to the triple-IQ brains. Come to think of it, pick up one of those, too.

Regarding your avatar: Look at you. You're nothing but a lightweight pretty boy. Why don't you take that Abercrombie and Fitch t-shirt and stuff it up your hairless, unblemished, perfectly rounded buttocks – that is unless some guy's penis isn't currently occluding your rectum? This blog is so gay. The only thing missing from this gay-ass blog is a Depeche Mode Dance Remix soundtrack and a poster of Cher. Fag. You sicken me.

I've noticed a large group of attractive females post at your site. Do not mistake their visits or their comments for admiration, LBB. You read (stalk?) their blogs. So they begrudgingly return the favor. You're like the creepy bald guy with bad teeth and a leisure suit who buys them a drink. They force a smile and pat you on your shiny head. But they're not going home with you. Theirs are mercy visits, akin to mercy FUCKS, only not as much fun. You're their date-who-wouldn't-leave! These hotties probably come here because they've lost a bet with their girlfriends. When they sober up and realize they came here, they'll kill themselves from shame, or at least take a long, scalding hot shower.

What's with that cartoon lightning bug? He's farting a bolt out his ass. His gastrointestinal issues are no doubt from digesting your grammatical filth. Poor little fella, ailing from what he reads here. I know the feeling. I read a single post and I want to puke. Drudging my way through your writing, I felt like David Hasselhoff trying to eat that Hamburger when he was drunk off his ass. The difference is, I'm drunk off of STUPID.

Oh, and I read about your computing difficulties. Here's a clue – your writing makes you look stupid enough. No need to regale us with your lack of computer skills. Next time, have a 5-year-old or a chimpanzee help you master the enigma that is “Sticky Notes.”

LBB, we're all a little stupider for having read you. You suck IQ points faster than a steady diet of lead-based paint and super-glue fumes. Please know I won't be returning. You've fulfilled my diet of stupid bloggery for the year!

Jam a fork in him, he's done

2007-12-11T00:09:00.002-05:00

It's a wonderful compliment to be taken seriously. My criticism is harsh because quite frankly, I'm an asshole and I generally behave this way in real life beyond the confines of these stink filled blogs. I know it has nothing to do with me, but the use of illustrations is a reaction to creativity issues. Although they are not very well made, they are indeed made and that's a step in the right direction. I understand the narcissistic need to be the innovator of new ideas so I would never claim to take credit for pushing someone to produce a better product. It was obviously something that was already in the works and would have happened even if I hadn't shown up. Unfortunately many people just don't have an eye for artistic presentation which can be seen in poor color choices and layout. But at least an effort to improve is being made and for that I feel I have been successful. Even though it has nothing to do with me.

I will hang up my hat and hope that nature will continue to take its course. I expect more hostile battles from lesser adversaries like mona, who couldn't argue her way out of a men's room stall. It's almost embarrassing to watch her attempt to do battle while cowering behind comment moderation. Still she feels she has won. And I'm secure enough to allow her to continue feeling that way because let's face it...who really gives a shit what some lonely lifeless housewife has to say? The bug will probably reference me in future images disguised to illustrate his words but that's fine too. My point was creativity and a distinct lack of it. A balance seems to be emerging and it is for the good of all those fans who spit soda through their noses laughing at his inane humor. It gives them yet another avenue to compliment and otherwise kiss the ass of the bug who provides them their daily dose of hysterical laughter.

My work is done. Although most still curse my painful honesty, they must admit, I have made the gay noodle better. I honestly believe he is actually readable now. You're welcome.

Probably Just A Fluke

2007-12-05T06:55:00.000-05:00

The poor tired creative genius has finally posted an interesting piece on his still very mundane blog. I swear, the Wall Street Journal has more eye appealing style than his blog template, but I digress. This is supposed to be a labored attempt at a compliment without compromising my reputation as an over enthusiastic homo living with my mother constantly at odds with my uncooperative penis while still able to masturbate to Star Trek posters in the dark moist basement... in the nude.

His latest post once again begins with me, which satisfies my lust for attention. But this time I was impressed by the creative nature of his insult. He not only put some thought and albeit primitive artwork into it, he sent a biting shot at me with one simple image. Ouch. I've taken a few minutes to locate the original photo he used of Ms. Spears, isolated my head from the profile picture of me, and superimposed it as a tattoo deep in the crotch of the young lady. I think it just looks better than a slap job and the insult is more pronounced. I am now indeed a filthy stanky vagina. A pussy if you will. A receptacle for the lady's indiscretions. I have a dire future ahead of me if she continues on her path of self destruction.

As for the subject of his post...I am left wondering if it is a subtle explanation for why an obviously gay man would marry and have children. It certainly falls into place with some of my assessments of his character. Again, a selfish reason for everything he does without regard for the feelings of anyone else involved. But that's mean isn't it? I actually liked the post and how it was written. I found it refreshingly original as opposed to just about everything else he has given us.

I am now laughing at myself for sitting here as if my review of this guy really matters. He has a long line of fans hanging on his every word. People love him. They shoot barbs at me for criticizing him, often telling me to just go away if I don't like him. I have to ask myself...why don't I just go away? Because I have been offended with his lack of respect for his fans. He never acknowledges his comments, or thanks his readers (until recently for Thanksgiving most likely because I brought it to everyones attention). His writing shows a good deal of potential but is wasted on such garbage as Andy Rooney rants and Jerry Seinfeld comedy observations. Todays post is nothing like that. And being the honest John that I am, I must present the good with the bad. Based on some of his past scribblings, I still find him offensive. Perhaps he is just too young to realize how insensitive he is to a majority of the population. What ever the case may be...todays post on the Bug's blog is a worthwhile read. Try to imagine my version of the picture when you view it. I think he will appreciate how much more I am offended by it than his. And ask yourself...could HJ be right? Could the Bug be a Sissy Mary Gayboy Homo who is scared to death of dying alone? Or did he just find a good subject by accident?

How the hell does this feel?

2007-12-04T15:29:00.001-05:00

Saw this at an outdoor event recently and was captivated by it. I watched it interact with people, walk to the refreshment booth, stand motionless observing the events, not a single attempt to pick at it. I desperately wanted to go up, excuse myself, and just grab a pinchful of panty and pull it down around her secondary ass cheeks. Her husband standing nearby and her small children kept me in check. How on earth could this even be tolerated? It looked so uncomfortable I snapped off several pictures. It is currently my wallpaper. Does she not feel this catastrophe? Am I over reacting? It's really not a bad looking ass, it just needs better containment.

Lowell Speaks

2007-11-28T15:32:00.000-05:00

Lowell is a new visitor. Driven from a once friendly home by some sort of pest infestation. A bug I think. Anyway it seems an over enthusiastic stat counter reader thought posting the IP address of an uninvited visitor might curtail the frequent hits and stop an ongoing attack of his cess pool of unfunny crap. Problem is, he targeted the wrong IP. Likely not even a problem except this person happened to be a sensitive fan who felt betrayed and violated when they saw their IP address posted. Now Lowell is a new friend of Honest John, the speaker of truth. Lowell has seen the light, and it isn't shining from a bug's butt. It's from an asshole indeed, but not in a funny sort of way. Welcome Lowell. Join the banter and by all means, hit my counter as often as you like!

An annoying mosquito is buzzing around again

2007-11-27T18:40:00.001-05:00

With each attempt to belittle me comes more evidence as to the mental condition of this pesky bug. As he tries to put his analysis on me he further unwittingly explains his own inability to deal with his inadequacies. I'm leaning toward believing his closet homosexuality is driving him to this unattractive display. That I even matter to him shows I am striking nerves. He is reading over his newly installed stat counter, doing a time comparison perhaps, struggling to toss my own IP address at me and terrify me into silence. Unfortunately, he targeted the wrong reader. All he had to do was ask. My IP (80.74.144.85) is hardly a secret to the world. I leave it everywhere I go. His fans have realized what I have said about his disrespect for them and they don't even bother to comment on my remarks anymore. Because I am right, and because the more resourceful ones have realized I won't link my blog from his, they come here through different portals. Probably for the same reason I go there. To see the train wreck and watch the bodies breathe their last breaths. I was wrong about one thing concerning the roach...I thought for sure he would continue to ignore me and let me forget all about him gradually, as I have been doing. I was actually somewhat impressed he had ignored my question on his copy cat Q&A blog post, but as I suppose I should have expected, he let me down. He simply waited until he could do a little research and come up with an educated answer he could try to turn into a jab at my indifference toward his inability to write. Again he failed. He only showed an educated explanation of his own behavior. I almost feel sorry for him...almost.

Like a festering boil

2007-11-27T07:47:00.000-05:00

I seem to have grown on a few people. I guess I'm one of those things you love to hate, or need to see what level I will drop to next. What ever the case, far be it from me not to express appreciation. Thanks...

2007-11-21T12:33:00.002-05:00

Fuck the bugg butt in his little bug butt.

On Jealousy

2007-11-20T09:36:00.001-05:00

The asshole's fans like to also dismiss my disgust for their beloved to jealousy of his huge fan base and his brilliant wit and writing abilities. Nothing could be farther from the truth. Although it may appear like it could be possible, I assure all it is far from accurate. Nothing would bother me more than to have to peruse 80 blogs a day or post and read that many comments. With the need to exist beyond my computer blogging screen I would not be able to find the time to give so many loyal fans the attention they deserve, unless of course I was a narcissistic self serving twit who doesn't even consider the feelings of those who adore me. Creating a fan base of such monumental proportions requires more time than the typical working Joe has to devote to such a meaningless hobby. So no...I am not jealous of the dick. The picture is more indicative of the stink that emanates from his idiotic posts. I chose green for effect. Both jealousy and stink.

Refocus...

2007-11-20T08:26:00.000-05:00

I must say, my defense mechanisms got the better of me as I took out my indifference to one idiot blogger on a group who are innocently unaware of his character flaws. Not to mention his mental disorders. The guy is obviously the psychopathic sociopath others accused me of being. They mistook my cruelty for serial killer. The condition describes the self absorption their hero possesses almost to a text book level. I could go on and on speaking on the subject and its relevance to this guy but I do it so often in my everyday life, it becomes tedious.

Suffice it to say your hero writer who dismisses his arrogance to humor and my recognition of it to sexual dysfunction is in fact a psychopath. Someone who truly believes the world revolves around him. At the minimum he's a narcissist never really matured beyond the 6 year old emotionally. Either way, his fans feed his disorder. And his refusal to accept my diagnosis fit well with the diagnosis.

I will not visit or troll (as people would rather call it) other sites associated with the psycho. Except to possibly comment on his affliction. I won't critique personal blogs beyond his anymore because contrary to popular belief, I do have a conscience. And those who wish to continue loving the dickweed, I ask what has he ever done to acknowledge YOUR loyalty to him? Ever even a "thanks for stopping by" comment to follow up any of his posts? Nope. Not a one. Because he knows he is just that great that you will all continue returning anyway, so why bother? He probably doesn't even read your blogs, he just comments to keep you thinking he gives a shit. And that will be enough to keep you coming back. To praise the 8th wonder of the world.

Why oh Why Must I be so Mean?

2007-11-18T16:59:00.000-05:00

Even when I leave good feedback, the minions of the violated come to protest. What started this attack was one single offensive post. I found the arrogant humor of one particular self righteous comedian wannabe to be more than I could stand...so I commented negatively. I didn't set out to launch this campaign of trolling evil, I was created by this one single asshole and his loyal albeit misguided fans. He took my bad review which was merely a knee jerk reaction to one of the many stupid points he tried to turn into a funny comedy routine and turned it into a long blathering post littered with his tearful attempts at comeback insults. That in turn caused a rally of adoring fans with 88 and counting vile and vulgar comments. My favorite accusation was jealousy. I am not jealous in the least of anyone who has to peruse almost a hundred comments to every post. But further, this asshole never even responds to his comments. His loving fans leave questions that should be answered, but there is no indication he even reads them. He scurries to other blogs and drops his inane comments, leaving a link for them to continue back to him again, but he NEVER even responds. Except when someone hurts his delicate feelings by not finding him amusing...then he'll dedicate an entire post. Funny how he will not even so much as acknowledge people who obviously love him, but when someone who thinks he sucks speaks up, he creates a forum for him (me) in the form of a post. Nice guy.

I took it to the next level by accepting a few invitations to show myself on the fan blogs. The fans who mercilessly chastised me for everything from a limp penis to mother fucking. When I found even more lameness, I continued my tirade. I ran across a few winners (Bottle blond and Flash) but mostly just crap. So I commented, like I thought they had wanted me to do. Apparently not. I was too mean. I was called unspeakable names in defense of their beloved blogging comedian, but I was not allowed to return the favor? I am accused of being hostile by a pack of hostile bloggers? It's like racists calling racists racist.

As for supplying a list of what blogs I do read and "approve of", I wouldn't even consider doing that. Not for fear of further humiliation by angry fans of the original asshole, but because it is irrelevant. I've supplied two examples within your circle (one of them being you I might add...) that should suffice. I'm sure the novelty of ruffling a few feathers will wear thin and I will disappear back into the foggy blogosphere. I never claimed to be better than anyone...I just told a few they sucked. Either ignore it, or fix it. Calling me names won't change anything...

Someone has chosen to present a wikipedia type correction of my field of expertise...

2007-11-18T14:12:00.001-05:00

Superstar, the wonderfully fresh, up and coming singing sensation has chosen to correct me on a subject I have painstakingly studied for many years. Her copy and paste lecture from some unknown source is not only uninformed, her comprehension of the material is obviously clouded by her rage. Instead of trying to engage her in an ongoing argument, I will simply supply her with some reading material properly referenced and tell her...Sociopath and Psychopath are EXACTLY the same mental disorder. If she would just read what she wrote (or copied) herself, she would understand.

...for the record I called you a sociopath, yet you refer to to yourself as a psychopath...two very different diagnosies...

The psychopath is one of the most fascinating and distressing problems of human experience. For the most part, a psychopath never remains attached to anyone or anything. They live a "predatory" lifestyle. They feel little or no regret, and little or no remorse - except when they are caught. They need relationships, but see people as obstacles to overcome and be eliminated. If not, they see people in terms of how they can be used. They use people for stimulation, to build their self-esteem and they invariably value people in terms of their material value (money, property, etc..).
A psychopath can have high verbal intelligence, but they typically lack "emotional intelligence". They can be expert in manipulating others by playing to their emotions. There is a shallow quality to the emotional aspect of their stories (i.e., how they felt, why they felt that way, or how others may have felt and why). The lack of emotional intelligence is the first good sign you may be dealing with a psychopath. A history of criminal behavior in which they do not seem to learn from their experience, but merely think about ways to not get caught is the second best sign.

A sociopath is a person who has antisocial personality disorder. The term sociopath is no longer used to describe this disorder. The sociopath is now described as someone with antisocial personality disorder.
The main characteristic of a sociopath is a disregard for the rights of others. Sociopaths are also unable to conform to what society defines as a normal personality. Antisocial tendencies are a big part of the sociopath’s personality. This pattern usually comes into evidence around the age of 15. If it is not treated, it can develop into adulthood.
Visible symptoms include physical aggression and the inability to hold down a steady job. The sociopath also finds it hard to sustain relationships and shows a lack of regret in his or her actions. A major personality behavior trait is the violation of the rights of others. This can appear as a disregard for the physical or sexual wellbeing of another.
Although these symptoms are all present, they may not always be evident. Research has shown that the sociopath is usually a person with an abundance of charm and wit. He or she may appear friendly and considerate, but these attributes are usually superficial. They are used as a way of blinding the other person to the personal agenda behind the sociopath’s behavior.

I stand by my statement. You are a sociopath and in NEED of medication and help.

If dear Superstar would read further into the subject before she thinks she can correct me, she would know the sociopath/psychopath cannot be treated with medication. In fact, since most psychopaths find nothing wrong with their behavior, treatment is virtually impossible. It is a complex mental condition which cannot be associated with my particular opinions of her singing inadequacies. She will find through proper research that the mere fact I am so well read on the subject indicates the absence of the disorder in my personality. My indifference to her blogging cannot be attributed to any mental disorder, I'm afraid. Now, her refusal to accept criticism may fall into several categories I won't even try explain on such a useless forum as this. Just let it be known...there is NO DIFFERENCE between a sociopath and a psychopath except for the perception that one is a violent criminal and the other leaves scathing nasty comments on crappy blogs.

Click the links above. I've provided 485 pages of study on the subject written by the Father of Modern Psychopathy Hervey Cleckley. Go to page 27/485 on the pdf for the specific reference to your mistaken analysis of me and my inability to distinguish between two different names for the same condition. And in the future, assume people know more about what you think you are about to educate them on. It will save the embarrassment of always being wrong.

Seems I provoke wishful thinking...

2007-11-16T11:12:00.001-05:00

Someone now has labeled me a pigfucking cocksucker. How very clever. Judging from some of the pictures I see in profiles scattered about, this is merely wishful thinking. The cocksucker part is a tribute to the cock obsessed whiner no doubt. But wait...with a limp penis, how can I penetrate anything? I'm getting confused with all this name calling. Am I impotent? Am I gay? Do I masturbate continuously? Am I a pig fucker? Can I be used to wash out a not so fresh vagina? Am I a turd? Which if not all is it?

Whatever... The fact I force these people to spew vulgar tirades in defense of their dear cyber blog friends is heartwarming. I went from pigfucking cocksucker to a blog all about collecting cats. How can anyone who can't come up with anything more interesting than naming cats argue that I am wrong? Think about that. Who would want to read about that? Nobody that's who. Nobody.

Please be aware, My penis decides which blogs suck and which don't.

2007-11-15T15:21:00.001-05:00

There seems to be a common assumption that since I think you suck, I must have some sort of penile affliction. I'm not really sure why my penis even enters into the equation, but I'm willing to investigate deeper.

What I find is these folks who connect my penis health to my opinions of their works must be projecting their own fears onto me. Those with penises that is. Those without can only imagine the rage one might feel over an uncooperative cock. One fears the crippling of his own penis and then assumes my penis must have betrayed me to a point where I have no control over what I say. My opinions are now in the hands of my limp worthless dick. And everyone knows a man with a limp dick will say hostile things to innocent bystanders.

My masturbatory habits seem to be of concern as well. Again, it is common knowledge that men who live with their mothers masturbate uncontrollably in the corner of her basement, then spin in their chairs and leave rude comments on peoples blogs. Not based one iota on the content but simply, the frustration of living with mommy at age 50 sitting nude in a damp basement jerking off to Star Trek posters. What else would one expect? It's uncanny how accurate these people seem to think they are. They all agree and cyber slap each other on the back...it's great fun. A bad review must mean mommy's boy has just finished beating off. Couldn't be the blog really does suck. Has to be a sexual malfunction. If it weren't such an overused comeback, it would almost be funny. But it's lame. And stupid. And a disturbed form of denial. You suck. Because You Suck. Accept it.

[ID Ten T] Bloggers

2007-11-15T13:23:00.001-05:00

With the soaring popularity of blogging and the many improvements free providers have made over the years, everyone seems to fancy themselves literary geniuses. While there are admittedly some pretty good writers out there, a majority of you really suck with a capital SUCK. I must add, I too suck, but someone has to step up and say something and you're obviously not going to do it. The little circles of cyber blog-roll friends all patting each other on the back for their brilliance while straining to out do one another is nauseating. The Jerry Seinfeld wannabes with their lame senseless stretches of "...ever notice those roadside memorials?" shit and bad poets and political blabber mouths, and so called professionals who think anyone cares about their work day...I want to puke.

So if I happen to roll in and tell you "hey you suck..." take it in the spirit it was launched. Use that wealth of talent you think you have and find a theme with a little more creativity. What you have with all 59 of those comments from people telling you how great you are is a solicitation for you to come tell them how great they are. Nobody is reading your ten mile long blather about the kids in your class or where your dog took its last shit. Don't kill the messenger...kill yourself. Or at least kill your blog. The bandwidth will breathe a sigh of relief...